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06 Aug 2008 11:32 PM

Reason #47 Why I'm Grateful for Marriage

by Tristi Pinkston

Tonight, I came home late, my arms bulging with sacks of groceries. The hugest, giantest flying beetle followed me into the house, and before I'd even set anything down, started to dive bomb me.

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21 Jul 2008 02:00 PM

Sacrament Meeting Sign Language

by Tristi Pinkston

My husband and I have a good relationship, but we're not one of those couples who can read each other's minds. I've heard of couples who can just glance at each other and know what the other wants them to do, and that would be nice, wouldn't it? But in my marriage, it's just not a reality.

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23 Jun 2008 04:00 PM

You Know You Are a Blogger When . . .

by Tristi Pinkston

Let's face it, we all like to blog. And those of us who don't yet blog are just bloggers in embryo - sooner or later, you, too, will be infected. After all, it's a great way to keep in touch with family and friends, and share ideas. But it can go a bit too far.

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09 Jun 2008 06:00 PM

The Great Pajama Adventure

by Tristi Pinkston

Necessity is, indeed, the mother of invention. I know this because I have four very inventive children and I, as their mother, have done a great many things out of necessity to keep them alive and me sane. Take, for instance, what I did last night.

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16 May 2008 10:56 PM

The Sock Fairy

by Tristi Pinkston

You've heard of the Tooth Fairy, the Easter bunny, the Sandman, Santa Claus? Well, there's a new mythical being on the block - the Sock Fairy. By night, she sneaks into bedrooms and places new socks in the drawers. By day, she sorts the laundry and throws the old socks away.

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24 Aug 2007 11:31 PM

Preparation Procrastination

by Miriam Caldwell

If you have ever been a teacher or spoken in church, you realize the importance of preparation. Ideally this should happen several days before your lesson, or at least the day before. Here are the top ten signs that you may be suffering from a severe case of preparation procrastination.

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16 Aug 2007 10:51 AM

Top 10 Signs Someone Has Just Come Off a Mission

by Nola Redd

Every member ought to be a missionary, but face it, those who have just returned from their missions really stand out. Here are just a few clues that the person you met at church has just been released from serving a full time mission. 1.

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09 Aug 2007 08:16 PM

Signs You're A Sick Mormon Mom

by Nola Redd

I spent most of last week in bed, sick as a dog. Of course, this gave me plenty of time to consider clues that you're an ill Latter-day Saint (assuming, of course, you don't realize it while you are puking in the toilet). Okay, that's a lie - last week, I didn't really think about the blog.

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26 Jul 2007 07:00 AM

LDS Acronyms

by Nola Redd

Last week, we talked about the secret language Latter-day Saints are slowly developing. This week, I'd like to continue my status as Bendict Arnold and share a few acronyms that might crop up in Mormon conversations or blogs. Soon, you, too, will be able to communicate with Latter-day Saints.

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19 Jul 2007 07:00 AM

The non-Latter-day Saint Dictionary

by Nola Redd

Last week, Andrea left a comment regarding a commonly-used LDS word that she didn't know. As I considered it, I realized there are multiple phrases we Mormons use that would leave most people scratching their head in confusion. Personally, I think it is because of top-secret plan.

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